I’m Cheating on My Husband Because He Refuses to Go Down on Me

I know it's wrong, but it's the best sex of my life. [ view in browser.     add cosmopolitan@email.cosmopolitan.com to your address book ]             FOLLOW US       I'm Cheating on My Husband Because He Refuses to Go Down on Me   I sit and wait for him in our usual corner of the hotel bar, wondering about the orgasms he'll give me tonight. Will there be a long buildup to something super deep and satisfying? Or will we get straight to the fast, pulsating releases he knows I love? My eyes stay low, intentionally avoiding the heavy diamond on my left finger. When he shows up, he breathes a sweet "hello" into the back of my neck. Ugh, if only this happened more often than twice a month...if only he were my husband. Until recently, I took my vows seriously. My husband has been "it" for me since we met in college. There weren't crazy sparks, but he was my first boyfriend—my first everything—and he was persistent. So when he proposed two weeks before I graduated, I said yes. Five years later, we have two toddlers and a terribly vanilla, one-sided sex life. Foreplay, experimentation, throw-me-against-the-wall passion? There is none. And the kicker: He's never gone down on me. Not once. READ ON       Hello, Your Weekly Horoscope Is Here   Everything you need to know for the upcoming week. Read On         Royal Insiders Are Reportedly Very Worried Prince Harry Might Name the "Royal Racist" in His Memoir   "The publishers are going to want a lot for their money..." 😳 Read On         All the Actresses Who Have Played Thee Iconic Princess Diana   The resemblances are UNREAL. Read On         How Do You Play the Real Squid Game From Netflix's 'Squid Game'? Here Are the Rules   You know, not the version where you can die. Read On         Wait... Are Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Putting Their Divorce on Pause?   We. Need. Answers. Read On     Follow Us     Unsubscribe | Privacy Notice/Notice at Collection   ©2021 Hearst Magazine Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Hearst Magazines, 300 West 57th Street, New York, NY 10019