Giuliani Demands Recount of His Blood-Alcohol Level

The former New York mayor alleged that his blood-alcohol level had been exchanged for the blood-alcohol level of Hunter Biden.

View in browser | Update your preferences Not the news. Giuliani Demands Recount of His Blood-Alcohol Level The former New York mayor alleged that his blood-alcohol level had been exchanged for the blood-alcohol level of Hunter Biden. By Andy Borowitz     Satire from The Borowitz Report Palin Vows to Seek Statehood for Alaska "I don't see why quote-unquote Hawaii gets to be a state," the former governor commented from the campaign trail. By Andy Borowitz     Satire from The Borowitz Report Eric Trump Asks Dad Whether He Can Have Ivanka's Room Now The campaign for her room began just moments after her testimony aired on Thursday night. By Andy Borowitz More Humor from The New Yorker     Daily Cartoon Bonus Daily Cartoon: Artifice Intelligence "10001110110010!" By Ellis Rosen and Jason Adam Katzenstein     Daily Shouts "Do You Want These Old Things I Saved?": Rhythmic Chants by My Mom "Do you want, / Do you want, / Do you want / These nice wool blazers? / I wore them to conferences back in the day." By Kerry Elson Back to the Real News     Our Columnists The Bipartisan Gun Deal Represents Slow, Painful Progress After a generation of carnage and legislative inaction, the larger hope is that this agreement will open the way for future measures. By John Cassidy     Comment The G.O.P. Heckles the January 6th Show Last week's televised hearing showed that there is a great deal that remains unknown to the public—and that Republicans could fill in many of the blank spaces in the record. By Amy Davidson Sorkin     Politics and More Podcast Jane Mayer and Evan Osnos on the New January 6th Revelations Two of The New Yorker's Washington correspondents join Susan B. Glasser to break down Thursday's hearing on the Capitol attack by Trump supporters. By The New Yorker     Our Columnists What the January 6th Hearings Are Really About The House select committee made a good start in explaining the insurrection and why American democracy can't withstand a restoration of Donald Trump. By John Cassidy You're receiving this e-mail because you signed up for The Borowitz Report from The New Yorker. Was this e-mail forwarded to you? Sign up.   Unsubscribe | Manage your e-mail preferences | Send newsletter feedback | View our privacy policy    Copyright © Condé Nast 2022. One World Trade Center, New York, NY 10007. All rights reserved.