Why Don't Millennials and Gen Zers Identify as Swingers?

"You ready to fuck some boomers?" I asked my girlfriend right as our plane landed in Cabo San Lucas. She nodded with a wicked grin on her face. After all, that's why we were in Mexico—to attend a swingers takeover at an all-inclusive resort: all you could eat, all you could drink, and all you could fuck.

Despite the images on the website of the company organizing the takeover, which used stock photos of impossibly attractive women in their late twenties, I had been to enough swingers events and resorts before to know that wasn't actually their clientele. For some reason, they all use similar stock photos of younger women when the average age of attendees is in the early 50s. Many of the swingers there would have kids my age, and some would even have grandkids.

To be clear, this didn't bother me one bit. I love having sex with MILFS, GILFS, DILFS, and GILFS (grandpas, this time). I mean, who's more in right now than a daddy? And having sex with a MILF satisfies my unconscious Oedipal desires that I refuse to unpack in therapy. Needless to say, I was excited, and so too was my girlfriend, who is borderline obsessed with men double her age. (It was unclear what about me she found attractive.)

Now, I know our excitement was unique to us. Most Millennials—even those in open relationships—don't attend swingers resorts because they simply don't identify as swingers.

View in Browser  GIFT IDEAS EXCLUSIVE READS THE COSMO SHOP   Why Don't Millennials and Gen Zers Identify as Swingers? Despite the images on the website of the company organizing the takeover, which used stock photos of impossibly attractive women in their late twenties, I had been to enough swingers events and resorts before to know that wasn't actually their clientele. For some reason, they all use similar stock photos of younger women when the average age of attendees is in the early 50s. Many of the swingers there would have kids my age, and some would even have grandkids. To be clear, this didn't bother me one bit. I love having sex with MILFS, GILFS, DILFS, and GILFS (grandpas, this time). I mean, who's more in right now than a daddy? And having sex with a MILF satisfies my unconscious Oedipal desires that I refuse to unpack in therapy. Needless to say, I was excited, and so too was my girlfriend, who is borderline obsessed with men double her age. (It was unclear what about me she found attractive.) Now, I know our excitement was unique to us. Most Millennials—even those in open relationships—don't attend swingers resorts because they simply don't identify as swingers." target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;color:#555555;" rel="noopener">"You ready to fuck some boomers?" I asked my girlfriend right as our plane landed in Cabo San Lucas. She nodded with a wicked grin on her face. After all, that's why we were in Mexico—to attend a swingers takeover at an all-inclusive resort: all you could eat, all you could drink, and all you could fuck. Despite the images on the website of the company organizing the takeover, which used stock photos of impossibly attractive women in their late twenties, I had been to enough swingers events and resorts before to know that wasn't actually their clientele. For some reason, they all use similar stock photos of younger women when the average age of attendees is in the early 50s. Many of the swingers there would have kids my age, and some would even have grandkids. To be clear, this didn't bother me one bit. I love having sex with MILFS, GILFS, DILFS, and GILFS (grandpas, this time). I mean, who's more in right now than a daddy? And having sex with a MILF satisfies my unconscious Oedipal desires that I refuse to unpack in therapy. Needless to say, I was excited, and so too was my girlfriend, who is borderline obsessed with men double her age. (It was unclear what about me she found attractive.) Now, I know our excitement was unique to us. Most Millennials—even those in open relationships—don't attend swingers resorts because they simply don't identify as swingers. Read More Harry and Meghan Had an Emotional Public Reunion With Will and Kate in Windsor Following the Queen's Death Will reportedly extended the invitation to Harry and Meghan. Read More Prince Harry Is "Full of Sorrow and Regret" Over Not Seeing the Queen Before Her Death 💔 💔 💔 Read More Royal Experts Think Harry's Behavior After the Queen's Death Says a Lot About the Status of the Royal Rift "He looked absolutely grief-stricken and devastated..." 💔💔 Read More Hi Hello, Your Weekly Horoscope Is Here Everything you need to know for the upcoming week. Read More Kate Middleton and Prince William Make First Comments on the Queen's Death "My grandmother famously said that grief was the price we pay for love," Wiliam wrote. Read More Follow Us Unsubscribe | Privacy Notice/Notice at Collection Cosmopolitan.com ©2022 Hearst Magazine Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Hearst Magazines, 300 West 57th Street, New York, NY 10019