Times ‘South Park’ Actually Admitted It Got Things Wrong

Plus: Horny Quotes from Wholesome Folks 

Welcome to the Cracked newsletter!  This issue is about Kevin Sorbo, times 'South Park' admittedly got stuff wrong, horny quotes from wholesome folks, and some trivia. The Filthiest and Most Sinful Kevin Sorbo Moments from His Non-Christian Films If, like most people, you haven't seen, heard or thought about Hercules: The Legendary Journeys actor Kevin Sorbo since the previous century, then you're unaware that he's now best known for starring in hilariously preachy Christian movies and being a crusader for conservative values on Twitter, where he's also pretty chummy with other wholesome right-wing personalities like, uh, accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate. Sorbo is constantly outraged (or whatever the manly, non-liberal version of "outraged" is) about the depravity of the entertainment industry and the immoral filth it produces.    Unfortunately, some of that filth happen to star K-Sorbs himself, leading to moments like...  READ MORE 5 Criminals Caught on Camera in Most Unlikely Ways Nowadays, cameras surround us. Try climbing the ivy into the vicarage to drop strychnine into someone's coffee, and you can count on some passerby capturing you with their phone, taking all the fun out of your plot.    So, if we just told you, "We rounded up some crimes where cops had footage of the perp," that wouldn't be a big deal. But we promise, the following tales are a lot weirder than that. They're also — warning — pretty disturbing, so gird yourself accordingly.  READ MORE Related Reads: 5 Real Criminals Betrayed by Their Own Big Mouths 55 Incompetent Criminals For The Ages The Strange Way Goodfellas Helped Criminals Everywhere 8 Brilliant Ways Dumb Criminals Displayed Their Stupidity 5 Criminals With The Worst Luck In The Entire World Mr. Feeny Took His Open Marriage Very Seriously The Real 'Longest Yard' Football Game Was a Bloodbath 15 Celebrities Who Made a Late-Career Heel Turn The 'You People' Publicity Tour Is Already As Uncomfortable As the Film's Premise Leave Amanda Bynes Alone A 19-Year-Old Eddie Murphy Hounded 'SNL' Producers from a Pay Phone for an Audition 15 Horny Quotes from Wholesome Folks Jay Pharoah Is An Impression Jukebox Andrew Santino Snuck A Trump Assassination 'Joke' Into His Netflix Preview 15 Thunderingly Weird Bits of Trivia We Stumbled Upon This Week Hide the Cheerleaders, Pete Davidson Is Somehow Captain of a Pro Bowl Team Times 'South Park' Actually Admitted It Got Things Wrong Chris Elliott Appearances as Lily's Deadbeat Dad in 'How I Met Your Mother,' Ranked Heckler Who Chucked Beer at Comedian Pleads Guilty to Disorderly Conduct, But Swears He Didn't Do It 15 Kids' Books And Movies That Somehow Became Super Controversial Kenan Thompson's Sci-Fi Writer Character on Seth Meyers Is Just the Most Recent Proof That 'Late Night' Is 'SNL Lite' TWEET OF THE DAY ARTICLES         |         PICTOFACTS         |         Videos   Literally media Ltd. 190 West St, Suite 17B, Brooklyn NY 11222 COPYRIGHT © 2005-2022 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd.

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