JD Vance Says Labor Day Should Celebrate Women who go Through Labor
LANSING (The Borowitz Report)—JD Vance stirred controversy on Monday by suggesting that Labor Day be a celebration of “women who go through labor.” “The woke mob has distorted the true meaning of Labor Day,” Vance told supporters in Michigan. “Honoring workers might please people who work for a living, but it doesn’t delight me and Donald Trump.” The vice-presidential nominee urged that Labor Day be “a time to pay tribute to the one thing that gives women’s lives meaning: reproducing.” “Only women who have given birth should be allowed at Labor Day picnics,” he declared. “No baby, no hot dog.” The Man who Created TrumpHe made Donald Trump’s political career possible, but he hasn’t gotten the blame he deserves. Read TBR’s exclusive here.Is JD Vance a Plagiarist?JD Vance’s attack on childless women is reprehensible—but it’s also unoriginal. Did Vance steal it from another politician? Read TBR’s exclusive here.Worm Leaves Scathing Yelp Review of RFK Jr.’s BrainTrump’s Mental Decline: Watch the Interview Here |
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