$40 For a Six-Pack???

Now, this might be just huffing and puffing from a guy experiencing his semi-annual episode of tumescence, but I think we all learned the first time around that it is a capital mistake to assume everything he says is empty bluffing. If you need proof, go spend some time looking for Roe v. Wade. It's best just to take what he says as gospel and take every one of his inevitable policy failures as a small victory. So let us assume that we have entered the era of the $15 lemon, and forty bucks for a six-pack of Corona, and go to work from there.

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