Bernie Blasts Trump For Moving Inauguration Inside: “Wear Some Fucking Mittens”
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Blasting Donald J. Trump’s decision to move the Inauguration indoors, Senator Bernie Sanders issued a post on Friday declaring, “Wear some fucking mittens.” Sanders offered to lend Trump a crocheted pair from his extensive mitten collection, but added, “Won’t you keep warm with all those oligarchs hugging your ass?” The Vermonter, who seemed incredulous at Trump’s low tolerance for cold, ended his tirade by asking, “What do you think the temperatures are like in Greenland, moron?” TBR Question of the Day: What will you be watching instead of the Inauguration? Leave your comment below:Survive the Next 4 Years: Support The Borowitz Report by Subscribing Today. |
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