Inauguration Forecast Shows Temperature and IQ in the Twenties
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Monday’s Inauguration will see the temperature and IQ dive into the twenties, according to official forecasts. That figure will not be a historically low temperature but will be a record low IQ, experts say. According to record-keepers, the IQ will plummet to a level seen only during the Inauguration of 2017, which notched the modern low for that metric. To stay safe amid the plunging IQ, Americans are urged to remain indoors and use caution for the next 4 years. TBR Question of the Day: Of all the passengers in Trump’s clown car, who is the biggest clown? Leave your comment below:Survive the Next 4 Years: Support The Borowitz Report by Subscribing Today. |
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