Megan Mullally Wants 10% of Nick Offerman’s Check

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This issue is about 'SNL' fights, a self-fellating eccentric, dumb movies, petty beefs, and much more.

A Longtime 'Saturday Night Live' Producer Reveals All of the Backstage Fist Fights That Didn't Happen

If you worked at 30 Rockefeller Plaza during the 1990s or 2000s, you understood one unspoken truth – if Lorne Michaels buried a body, Marci Klein brought the shovel.

The prolific television producer and daughter of underwear magnate Calvin appeared on yesterday's installment of David Spade and Dana Carvey's Fly on the Wall podcast, a show that regularly shares insider info on Saturday Night Live's behind the scenes brawls and blow-ups. While many of SNL's altercations and ass-kickings are the stuff of legend (such as the infamous scuffle between Bill Murray and Chevy Chase,) Klein and her hosts discussed some of the donnybrooks that didn't materialize – mainly because Klein diffused the situation. "Marci puts out fires," was Michaels' reported saying of the head of his show's talent department.


The Self-Fellator Who May Have Found the Key to All Knowledge in the Universe

In classy circles, the word "eccentric" gets applied to some fairly everyday stuff. A dude wears a slightly jaunty hat, and everyone treats him like some sort of counterculture hero. But such "eccentric" ubiquity cheapens things — a true eccentric is wonderful, the kind of person who makes the world more interesting.

And an eccentric who can suck his own dick? Now we're talking.


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The Stupidest Movies People Have Almost Died Making

15 Petty Beefs Among Smart and Dignified Folks

Ernie Hudson Couldn't Even Get on the 'Ghostbusters' Poster

12 Fortune Feimster Jokes for the Hall of Fame

Megan Mullally Wants 10 Percent of Nick Offerman's 'Last of Us' Check

The One-Liner That Made a Man a Saint

15 Bits of Trivia So Bizarre, They Fused Our Neurons Into A Super Sentient Unicellular Organism

Re-Release Robin Williams' Secret Podcast

Reddit Is Ablaze Trying To Figure Out Why Weird Al Hasn't Been On 'Saturday Night Live'

15 Contests and Public Votes That Backfired Big Time

That Time Hulk Hogan Almost Killed Richard Belzer

Deepfake Scammers Love Becoming Joe Rogan

Adult Swim Went Out of Its Way to Humiliate Fans Begging It to Renew 'Metalocalypse'

Forget Cocaine Bear, This Bear Ate My Weed

Jason Segel's Real Nude Breakup Was Somehow Worse Than in 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'

HR Should Really Do Something About Every Adam Scott Character

15 Everyday Foods That Can Make Your Body Freakout

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