Ricky Gervais’ Contract Rider Shows What Superstardom Tastes Like

Plus: 15 Apples That Fell Pretty Far from the Tree 

Welcome to the Cracked newsletter!  This issue is about famous families, missing persons, real treasure, trivia tidbits, and a whole lot more. 15 Apples That Fell Pretty Far from the Tree Zazu from The Lion King said it best… "There's one in every family, Sire. Two in mine, actually. And they always manage to ruin special occasions." Unlike Scar, none of these bad apples actually killed a family member (although one definitely threatened to), but some of their antics got pretty shady, and downright criminal. Their highly successful family members are off livin' it up, and they could be too, but they just can't seem to get out of their own way.  READ MORE 5 Missing Persons Who Suddenly Turned Up Years Later Around a half a million people go missing every year in the U.S. That number has been dropping steadily every year for the past three decades, and most missing persons reports are swiftly canceled. That means the missing person quickly turned up, either alive or dead. Only a third of a percent of cases stay open after a year — and if the person is still missing after that long, you might as well assume they're dead.   But maybe they're not dead. Maybe they were like the following people, who slipped away into the very large world and found totally new lives. READ MORE More Mysteries: 6 Pop Culture Mysteries That Were Solved by Fans 5 Creepy Murder Mysteries From History We'll Never Solve 18 'Unsolved' Mysteries (That Have Been Thoroughly Solved) 23 Creepy Unsolved Mysteries 15 Bizarre Things Which Mysteriously Disappeared Trans Comic Stacy Cay Says Tennessee Ban Exposes Comedy Whiners for What They Are 5 Bears Funnier Than 'Cocaine Bear' Every 'Kids in the Hall' Chicken Lady Sketch Ranked By How Horny She Is 15 Celebrities Who Can't Stop Making the Same Stupid Mistakes Ricky Gervais' Contract Rider Shows What Superstardom Tastes Like Five Times Luis Guzmán Showed Up And Made Everything Better The Most Perverted Acts Invisible People Have Committed in Movies 4 Horrible Natural Disasters That Kicked Off a Second Wave of Devastation Jim Gaffigan's Pre-Fame 1990s Commercials 15 Trivia Tidbits About Lorne Michaels The Best Dark Humor Jokes from Zach Galifianakis Adam Sandler Dressed as the Cookie Monster Is Terrorizing Santa Cruz 15 Sophisticated Characters Who Embrace Toilet Humor Real Troves of Treasure Lost at Sea 15 First Jokes, Roasts, and Zingers from Iconic Characters 'Party Down' Knew What Toxic Fandom Was Before Anyone Else TWEET OF THE DAY ARTICLES         |         PICTOFACTS         |         Videos   Literally media Ltd. 190 West St, Suite 17B, Brooklyn NY 11222 COPYRIGHT © 2005-2022 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd.

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