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Putin Scolds Trump: "I Got You Elected and You Haven't Said Thank You Once"
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MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—In a testy meeting at his Kremlin office on Tuesday, Vladimir Putin scolded Donald J. Trump for failing to show proper gratitude for getting him elected president of the United States.
For almost an hour, Trump was on the receiving end of blistering attacks from Putin and his vice president, JD Vasilevsky.
“I got you elected and you haven’t said thank you once,” Putin shouted. “When you were running for president, you didn’t have any cards. With me, you had cards.”
Attempting to mend fences, Trump offered to let Putin run his next Cabinet meeting instead of Elon Musk.
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