He Should Sue Joni Ernst
At a town hall in Parkersburg, Iowa this morning, Senator Joni Ernst made an unfortunate statement that quickly went viral.As the Republican defended cuts to SNAP and Medicaid, a woman in the audience shouted that people are “going to die” because of Trump’s budget. Thinking on her feet, the quick-witted Ernst fired back this quip: “Well, we’re all going to die.”Millions of aghast Americans who viewed the clip assailed Ernst for her flagrant display of sociopathy. And while I agreed with their response, I had an additional reaction: Country Joe McDonald should sue Joni for plagiarism. Pretty much anyone who’s seen the 1970 documentary Woodstock will remember Country Joe. In a lineup packed with future Rock Hall inductees, Joe managed to steal the show with what might be the best anti-Vietnam protest song, "I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-to-Die Rag." The lyrics to the chorus, which over 300,000 members of Woodstock Nation sang along with, are as follows: And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for? One thing hasn’t changed much since Woodstock: Republicans are still a major cause of death. Democracy Dies When Billionaire Weasels Own Newspapers: Subscribe to The Borowitz Report Today. |
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