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June 03, 2025   |   Read Online Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about Jonathan Joss, Nathan Fielder, 'South Park,' funny tweets, sick burns, and much more. Was this email forwarded to you? Subscribe here. Jonathan Joss Joked That 'My Neighbors Now Are Really Scared' in Final Public Appearance Just one day before he would die from multiple gun-shot wounds following a tense confrontation with his neighbor at his home in San Antonio, King of the Hill actor Jonathan Joss made some gallows-humor jokes about his relationship with people on his block that play especially dark today. This morning, the San Antonio Police Department announced that Joss had died after suffering multiple gunshot wounds at his home on the city's south side yesterday evening. According to the police, Joss' neighbor, Sigfredo Alvarez Ceja, drew a firearm and killed Joss following a tense confrontation on the latter's property before fleeing the scene in a vehicle. Ceja is now in custody. READ MORE Jon Stewart Jokes That the More Karoline Leavitt Lies, the Bigger Her Cross Gets President Donald Trump's second administration is already starting to lose key figures less than six months into the term, but White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt is going to stick around for as long as her neck can support the weight of her cross necklace. Just as Trump's first White House featured a revolving door of politicians, insiders and favored business associates accepting and then leaving high-level positions on a seemingly weekly basis, so, too, is the President's second attempt at keeping a stable of obedient cronies showing leaks in the ship. READ MORE In His Final Public Appearance, Jonathan Joss Said That He Wanted to Go Out Like His 'King of the Hill' Co-Star Johnny Hardwick Five Sitcoms That Replaced A Character With Pretty Much the Exact Same Character A 'King of the Hill' Cast Panel Becomes An Emotional Reminiscence About the Late Johnny Hardwick 20 Pop-Culture Beacons of Non-Toxic Masculinity 'Rick and Morty' Roasts Hulu 'Comedy' in Latest Episode 5 of the Boldest Incidents of Celebrities Shooting Their Shot Trey Parker and Matt Stone Didn't Think 'South Park' Fans Would Care Who Cartman's Father Was 50 of the Funniest Tweets from Last Week  Joel McHale Brings the Latest Non-Update Update on the 'Community' Movie 50 of the Funniest Burns from Last Week  Chris Parnell Names His Least Favorite 'SNL' Host 5 Protest Songs Whose Messages No One Understands Nathan Fielder Explains the Real Reason Why He Got His Pilot's License for 'The Rehearsal' 27 Jokes and Quotes That Deserve to Be Passed Down for Generations TWEET OF THE DAY ARTICLES | PICTOFACTS | VIDEOS     Update your email preferences or unsubscribe here © 2025 COPYRIGHT © 2005-2023 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. 190 West St. Brooklyn, New York 11222, United States of America Terms of Service