Waiting for the market to crash so I can get a house for $3

Happy Monday! I had a dream last night that I was moving into a new apartment, and it was NICE. I'm talking high ceilings, beautiful archways, dark wood floors, big windows. But of course, with dreams, things get weird, because for some reason, there was a stage too? Now that I'm awake and writing this newsletter, I figured I'd see if my sign had anything to do with it. Like did I dream up a home only an Aries would dream of?

And apparently, I did not! The quiz result thinks I'm an earth sign when I am indeed a fire sign. What can I say? I'm just a girl who likes a "soft color with a natural feel." To be fair, I was technically born a month early, so if I was born later, I actually would've been an earth sign. Guess the quiz is picking up on my existential crisis. Hit 'reply' and tell me about your dream house (and what sign the quiz thinks you are)! With love, Amatullah 🏠

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