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	Forwarded this email? Subscribe here for more   Watch now   The Rape Allegations Against Trump That Pam Bondi Didn't Want to Talk About The Andy Borowitz Show Andy Borowitz and Kate Manne Feb 13 ∙ Preview   READ IN APP   (Warning: This episode contains upsetting content.) “There is no evidence that Donald Trump has committed a crime, everyone knows that,” Pam Bondi shouted during her testimony on Wednesday. But a woman using the pseudonym Katie Johnson has credibly alleged that she was trafficked by Jeffrey Epstein and raped by Donald Trump when she was thirteen. I’m j… Subscribe to The Borowitz Report to unlock the rest. Become a paying subscriber of The Borowitz Report to get access to this post and other subscriber-only content. Upgrade to paid A subscription gets you: Subscriber-only posts, podcast, and full archive Post comments and join the community TBR Book Club and other live chats with Andy Borowitz   Like Comment Restack   © 2026 Andy Borowitz 548 Market Street PMB 72296, San Francisco, CA 94104 Unsubscribe